Say It With Your Chest: 8 OMG Slogan Tees for People Done Pretending

Some people communicate with words. We prefer to let 100% cotton do the heavy lifting while we sip our coffee in peace. Welcome to the OMG slogan tee collection — for the emotionally honest, the mildly chaotic, and the people who have run out of energy to explain themselves.

For the ones holding it all together (barely)

If your group chat, your family and your workplace all somehow assume you're in charge, the Chaos Coordinator tee is basically your job title. Pair it with the Professional Overthinker for the days you've already imagined 47 outcomes before breakfast.

For the socially... selective

Running on 2%? The Social Battery tee says what you don't have the charge to. And when leaving the house feels ambitious, Currently Avoiding People and the eternally relatable Certified Couch Potato have your back (and your couch).

For the office and its many meetings

We've all sat through it. Slip into This Could Have Been An Email, or clock out mentally with Out of Office — no annual leave required.

For the fashionably (chronically) late

You'll get there eventually, and you'll look good doing it. Always Late But Worth The Wait is less a slogan and more a lifestyle.

Every OMG tee is soft, unisex and printed to survive the wash (and the group-chat screenshots). Find the one that says what you've been thinking — shop all slogan tees →