Uncle Est. 2026 / 2027 Sweatshirt

Uncle. Chief of bad influence. Est. 2026 or 2027.

Est. 2026 for the brand-new uncle whose niece or nephew arrived this year. Est. 2027 for the uncle-to-be, or for breaking the news to your brother. Printed big across the chest, or embroidered small on the left chest.

⚠️ Warning: Will teach the baby every word you didn't want them to learn.

The details

Classic unisex fit, true to size (size up for a roomier look)
Gildan 18000 crewneck: 50% cotton, 50% polyester, 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn: soft feel, less pilling
Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
Two styles: Printed, a large design across the chest that won't crack or peel, or Embroidered, a small design stitched in thread on the left chest
Sizes S–3XL

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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.

Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Hang dry for best results.

Size Guide

Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm

Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm

Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.